Who loves Instagram? Besides me and 400 million people
worldwide, perhaps you? Here are just a few of my favorite accounts, and the
list grows daily. Follow me @carriedawaysf and have a look at:
Selfies @hiimbillparker
If your first reaction to the word
selfie is a huge eyeroll, just wait a second, because THIS GUY will show you
how it’s done. I don’t know him, but he is the reason I love the Internet. What
a concept: “Movie
locations. Sunglasses. No smiles.” Not only is this a perfect Instagram bio
(and I teach Instagram for business, so believe me, I have examined thousands),
but it is deadpan hilarious, just as his facial expressions suggest of his own
personality. Mr. Parker is true to his word, tagging each of his movie location-shade-selfies
with the movie title and year. But wait – the best part of all is that every so
often he slips, and doesn’t have his sunglasses, or has a friend in the photo
with him, or cracks the very start of a smile… and BOOM, his followers nail him
on it, so don’t miss the comments section. #selfiemaster
@hiimbillparker
Cats @catsonamps
Oh cats. Oh Instagram. Oh look,
cats on Instagram! It’s just so… expected. And @catsofinstagram has like 20
billion followers so they don’t even have to be creative because, face it, we
all love cute kitties. But wouldn’t we love it better if it were creative, the
way we used to love the blog stuffonmycat.com the first 20 thousand times, 10
years ago? Yes, and indeed we love @catsonamps coming to us out of New York and
featuring… you guessed it, cats ON amps! Yep, that’s it. Cats. Amps. Every now
and then a guitar or record player, but basically amps, because cats will lay
themselves on top of your stuff, and if you are a musician, your cat will get
on your amp! You know why this is better than just another cute pet site?
Because it is cute AND funny – double whammy. Thank you to my dear music and
cat lover @flyingmodette for turning me on to this brilliance. #friendsknowwhatyoulike
@catsonamps
Do you love to travel? Do you love
to eat? OK, if you didn’t raise your hand I’m just sorry for you and it’s over
between us. Bruce and David are two charming caterers who are also world
travelers and tour guides, specializing in the region of Turkey and Western
Asia. If you can’t afford to join them on one of their expeditions, you can at
least take an armchair voyage via their stunning Instagram feeds. In addition
to being handy with cameras, these gentlemen are true scholars – they learn the
language, customs, history and geography as well as the food of places where
they travel, and you will learn right along with them as you follow.
#stopdrooling
@bruceaivie @davidebowers
Vintage @popshop60sand70s
When you collect vintage clothes
and search online, you soon realize that everyone and their sister is selling
vintage on Instagram, so it’s easy to get overwhelmed. What sets @popshop60sand70s apart is that the charming
gals who run the site are not only vintage curators, but stylists as well, so
attention is paid to showing off the clothes for sale as well as to the art of
the photo itself. Most images are shot in San Francisco, which suits their
Summer of Love time-frame, and they mix it up by featuring a variety of models
and they use period-accurate accessories too. This account is a perfect example
of more than selling, because they offer a visual story behind each item. Also,
these gals are just plain fun – some of my favorite retail pop ups have been
done with them and their ever-growing collection of designer and one-of-a-kind
60s and 70s vintage. #groovy
@popshop60sand70s
Nails @leinavdb_nails
Something I learned from having a
tween daughter is that the Internet is the new Older Sister in terms of
learning about makeup, fashion and even nail polish. There are instructional
videos everywhere you look on how to fix your hair or rip your jeans perfectly
or tie a bow tie. And then accounts just about manicures - not only are there
accounts to show how to create fancy nail “looks”, there are accounts that
showcase the owner’s nails, often alongside the bottle of polish featured. Yes,
this is a thing. Randomly, thanks to Instagram’s “search” feature, Leina and I
found each-other and we are now “friends” through the magic of smart phones.
Here is what I know about her: she lives in my town, frequents many of my
favorite places, and she paints her gorgeous nails a different color almost
every day. Oh, and she should have been a hand model. I am eager to see what
new manicure she will come up with, and she has even inspired me to pay more
attention to my own nails, now that I view them as a canvas for art.
#learnsomethingnew
@leinavdb_nails
Party Carpet @carpet.diem
Some years ago I learned that people
like to take pics of their shoes on the nutty 80s carpet at Portland Airport
(PDX) and if you search #PDXcarpet there are nearly 80,000 of said photos.
Plus, you can find T shirts, socks and coffee mugs with the design for sale
(for true superfans). When the carpet was replaced in 2013, the original
product went to artists and has become a social phenomenon of cheeky proportions,
but the trend didn’t die, and people still take shoe-selfies with the new
carpet. Portland International Airport was not alone in installing unique,
bright or even boisterous carpet – all you have to do is look to Las Vegas or actually
any casino to find yards of what has come to be known as “Party Carpet”. This
account shares – neigh, revels in – the wondrous varieties to be found and
“shoe-selfied”. Oh and the name… #dielaughing
@carpet.diem
Food @selfiesalads
I know, I know, people who won’t
let you eat at a restaurant before they Instagram their meal need to be shot,
right? (Ummmm… in that case, I am already LONG dead!) I actually enjoy seeing
images of people’s food because it gives me ideas for new things to try or new
restaurants to visit, but the funny thing is that sometimes, the food looks…
bad! You know, messy scrambled eggs with no garnish on a plate you’re not sure
is actually clean… WHAT IS THAT? (unfollow). This account, however, features
nothing but salads (no gross dripping sauce you can’t identify) and every photo
is absolutely beautiful! To be honest, this account reminds me to eat more fresh
things AND to style up my dishes before I Instagram them. #eattherainbow
@selfiesalads
Supergraphics @circa78designs
Since abandoning Pinterest, I’ve
missed my feed of highly curated scans of 60s and 70s design magazines – that is,
till I found this account! Carrying the torch high in a very specialized way,
this account showcases my favorite trend from the middle of the last century:
SUPERGRAPHICS (yes, it has to be said in caps.) To be fair, there are images of
things that harmonize with supergraphics (vintage dish sets, happy people
lounging on bean bags) as well as crisp scans of vintage photos of interiors
featuring wonderful rainbows, stripes, arrows and whatnot painted boldly across
walls of the past. But mostly, as the bio says, “I have a thing for stripes”
and good lord, so do I! Believe me, if I could step right into these photos and
never come out, I would. #armchairtimetravel
@circa78designs
Poetry @alison.malee
For a kid who couldn’t relate to
poetry until well (well) into adulthood, it amazes me how much I love it now. Is
it because poetry captures feelings in a short burst of time and that’s all I
can give? Hmmm… Anyway, I was delighted to discover that lots of poets share
their work on Instagram. Oh, you thought it was just for pictures? SO DID I!
But no! I follow a few writers and poets, and perhaps the best thing is
watching them begin posting to a few followers, seeing their accounts blow up,
to reading posts about book deals! THIS is the new fame / celebrity I can work
with, because it celebrates actual talent, kinda like in the old days. My
current fave is a young woman in New York, Alison Malee. I randomly picked a
square (Russian roulette style) and found this: “The kind of love we praise
should be quiet, should be constant, should whisper to you over coffee, ‘ you
are strong. you are kind. you can conquer today. you can conquer anything.’ #whatshesaid
@alison.malee
Signs @sign_of_the_time
Social media is social, right? I
have run into whole online communities dedicated to one thing or another
(slammed VWs, re-enactors, retro beauty queens for example) but did you know
there are people who roam the country photographing vintage signs? See, before
the Internet, I thought I was the only one who did that.
OHMYGODSTOPTHECARWHEREISMYCAMERA???? People, I am not alone. Nor am I the best
photographer, so I now enjoy following others who snap, edit and post pics of
vintage signs in all their glory. (Or decay, however they happen to find them,
actually, and the results are always pleasing.) These sign hunters, sign geeks
and sign junkees used to post on Flickr, but since I lost access to my account
several years ago (argh, don’t ask) I am delighted to re-discover them, and
more like them, on Instagram. Josh posts under the punny handle “sign of the
time” and you know I love his photos because he often gets a vintage car into
his shots. I also love his framing and careful edits of clouds and lack of
modern (Jarring! Evil) elements, plus I love occasionally seeing signs from my
own favorite places. Shot by a pro, rather than by someone waving an iPhone out
their window, while simultaneously trying to drive a stick and suck down a
Starbucks….(Who would DO that???) #signsigneverywhereasign
@sign_of_the_time
SF Street Art @arminizer
What do you do when you’re at 10
but you need… JUST A LITTLE MORE? My online friend, Armin (whom I do not know),
showed me un-knowingly and single-handedly how to take my posts to the next
level (exactly… to 11). Here is a dude who is posting precisely what I would
post if I were a) a better photographer b) capable of restraining myself from
posting selfies and yet another photo of my dinner and c) a dude. How funny is
that – I don’t know anything about him, but we both post about San Francisco,
street art, shoe selfies (he seems to have an endless collection of Converse,
which he will show when his posts feature literal street art), architecture and
general urban scenes. Not only is his work gallery-worthy, but he is a master
of focus – his images are crisp AND his account is consistent. As I have
mentioned, I teach Instagram, and I have used his account as an example of not
only beautiful visual work, but of thoughtful editing (get it). #takeitupanotch
@arminizer
Thanks to all my new "friends" on Instagram for letting me share their accounts!
